Just a few suggestions I have for you:
1. Please don’t put all of my canned goods into one bag.

2. Please don’t put all of my bread and paper products in one bag.

3. Just because I bring the canvas totes doesn’t mean that I want you to fill them to the brim. Those are big bags! See especially #1.

4. Don’t pick up an item from the conveyor belt, search for the UPC code, scan it, look at your watch, flick your hair, then drop it in my bag. Then repeat. I have a life. Not much of one, but I’d like to get back to it.

5. Please don’t tell me all of the store gossip. And please don’t gossip about the person in front of
me in line.

6. Could you hand me the bags when you’re finished with them instead of swinging them around on the carousel? Yesterday the strawberries went zinging past me and I almost missed them.

7. My strawberries don’t need their own little bag. Neither do my paper towels, my bathroom cleaner, or my can of peaches.

Thank you kindly,
Frustrated shopper